mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

(via thegirlwithmanynames)

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

(via technicolordreamgoat)

days beyond number: a playlist following Evelyn Waugh’s novel Brideshead Revisited // listen here

On Battleship Hill – PJ Harvey // Blue Lips – Regina Spektor // Whistling Girl – Woven Hand // Teddy Bear – Vic Chesnutt, Elf Power and the Amorphous Strums // Save Me Save Me – Xiu Xiu // Took You Two Years to Win My Heart – Owen Pallett // Man is the Baby – Antony and the Johnsons // I Kiss the Hand of My Destroyer – Chinawoman // Oscillate Wildly – The Smiths // When You Go Out – I Love You But I’ve Chosen Darkness // Beautyproof – Madrugada // If the News Makes You Sad, Don’t Watch It – Broken Records // Carousels – mewithoutYou // Day After Day – New Bloods // Onwards We Trudge – David Thomas Broughton

ritchandspace:

ace has got this look on her face like ‘im gonna fuck this dude and leave’

gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

(via gallifreyburning)